The Muffin Man

New Blog Cont.

2008-11-27T18:26:00.000-08:00

Okay so it was pointed out that there was a typo on my last post pertaining to my new blog...so to fix that i put my new blog on the link list to the right, and if for some wierd reason that doesn't work the URL is www.megan-shakenbake.blogspot.com sorry for the problem!

new blog!!!!

2008-09-21T17:46:00.000-07:00

Hey I know I haven't posted in a while, but I posted today on my new blog,

www.megan-bakenshake.blogspot.com. My new blog is basically replacingthis blog so check it out! :)

Dear Elise,

2008-02-28T19:34:00.000-08:00

Elise (Mariam) Marcus Bergerson------

I am gonna miss you soooooooooooo much! I hope you have bundles of fun at your new school. You are so funny and smart! We are gonna hang out so much on the weekends now that you are leaving!

Luv Ya!!!

Megan B.

:'( :'( :'( :'(

2008-02-28T19:27:00.000-08:00

Sorry, I haven't updated for a while but i've been really busy with school and stuff. As you can probably tell by my excessive use of crying sad faces in the title of this post I have sad news. Elise is moving schools!!!!!! :'( :'( :'( I am going to run out of funny things to write about because Elise won't be hanging out with us at lunch anymore. Maybe i'll be able to find enough time to post all of our inside jokes! (probably not cuz there is sooooo many!)

Ugh!!!!!

2008-02-07T19:18:00.000-08:00

I do not like tests! Sadly, there has been a lot of those lately with my wonderful midterms and finals. Lets see... I have had/or will have a geometry midterm, a spanish midterm, a history midterm, and a chemistry final. Luckily I have already gotten past geometry, spanish, and (today) history. Next Tuesday is my chem. final. I think I have overall done really well. Lets hope my luck stays with me for my chemistry final! (I'm crossing my fingers!)

Oma!

2008-01-13T16:43:00.000-08:00

Elise has one of the most interesting families i've ever heard of. Her aunt is the legendary Auntie Cherub, and her Oma (grandma in german) sounds so interesting. Here are some of the stories Elise has told us about her Oma. I will try to tell them exactly like Elise did.
1. The Mountain Lion: Every morning at precisely 6:00 a.m my Oma has her morning tea in her backyard. This fateful morning I was on the phone with her as drank it. Suddenly, she stopped talking. "Oma, are you ok?" I asked. She whispered into the phone, "There is a mountain lion in my yard." (Elise does her Oma's german accent but obviously i can't write with an accent) I told her to run inside the house. "If I move it will see me." Oma answered. Eventually the mountain lion went away.
2. Friendly: Elise told Bella and I that her Oma loves all of Elise's friends. "If I introduced you to my Oma, she would hug you and kiss you on the cheek and exclaim Oh Elise's friend"
3. Here, Boy!: My Oma loves Mexaican food but she never finishes it, because it gives her heartburn. SHe'll take a bite of a burrito then give the rest to my dog.
p.s Elise if you have anything to add just tell me at school, leave a comment, or e-mail me.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

2008-01-03T18:14:00.000-08:00

More Hair...

2008-01-03T18:13:00.000-08:00

In the upcoming post I will post a picture that may shock you. As you hopefully can deduct from the title it has to do with hair. It is really scary...

I'll Try...

2008-01-03T18:11:00.000-08:00

I realized (my mom told me) that my hair pictures look really similar so i'll try to find better pictures of my old and new hair.

Click, Take a Pic!

2008-01-03T16:08:00.000-08:00

Those hair pictures on the post right before this were taken with my new camera! I finally downloaded them onto the computer! Yay! :D

Haircut! Yay!

2008-01-03T15:50:00.000-08:00

I got a haircut (I.J Huzzah)! I am soooooooooooooooo happy! I couldn't decide how short to do it so I did it kind of in-between...

The top is before and the bottom is after. What do you think?

Sad News :(

2008-01-02T22:04:00.000-08:00

I'm sorry to say, but Auntie Cherub has given up her cherub addiction. Let us have a moment of silence... Elise broke the news to me a minute ago on g-mail. Cry, cry. Elise says she'll take over Auntie Cherub's position as head of the CWPPAC. Wow, my friends and I are wierd. Its ok its more fun that way.

Fine, I Give Up!

2008-01-02T21:19:00.001-08:00

Since nobody has guessed what CWPPAC means :( and I am pretty sure nobody will I have decided to reveal the answer. Anyway nobody would have gotten it right anyway. CWPPAC stands for Community Witness Protection Program for Albino Cherubs. Elise made this up not me. Some of you who are reading my blog for the first time are probably completely in the dark right now. Sorry, I tend to build on old posts. You might want to go through and read my older posts or just find the posts titled Auntie Cherub and CWPPAC. P.S.: The letter is coming soon, sorry Elise it is too funny, anyway anyone who hasn't read it already and reads my blog probably doesn't even know you. :)

It's 2008, Which One Was Great?

2008-01-02T16:16:00.000-08:00

I decided to honor the New Year with a "reprinting" of everyone's fave post. If you want to participate (and please do) just leave a comment on this post about which one of your previous posts is your favorite. If you want to go to previous pages just go to the bottom of the page where it says older posts and click on it or go to the drop-down list titled Looking For Something?. After I have gathered enough votes I will post the fave post again possibly with some new comments to add.

You Know How I am...

2008-01-02T13:47:00.000-08:00

A little while ago my Dad took us to a basketball game for my cousin. My little brother, Luke didn't want to go so my other brother, Nate, asked him why he didn't want to come. Luke replied "You know how I am at those things, all I want to do is go to the bathroom and get drinks." Keep in mind Luke is only six.

Yellow?

2008-01-01T18:27:00.000-08:00

Does this description sound like me? It's kind of wierd because I don't really like yellow, but whatever.

You Are a Yellow Crayon

Your world is colored with happy, warm, fun colors.
You have a thoughtful and wise way about you. Some people might even consider you a genius.
Charming and eloquent, you are able to get people to do things your way.
While you seem spontaneous and free wheeling, you are calculating to the extreme.

Your color wheel opposite is purple. You both are charismatic leaders, but purple people act like you have no depth.

What Color Crayon Are You?

Addiction...

2008-01-01T12:39:00.000-08:00

68%

Get a pay day loan

It's Officially 2008!

2008-01-01T12:10:00.000-08:00

It has now been 2008 for about twelve hours! Maybe i'll post some New Years Resolutions on this blog...I guess you'll have to wait and see. :)

Still Cingular...

2008-01-01T00:28:00.000-08:00

It was just past midnight on New Years and Bella and I were talking about my new phone cover that I got for Christmas and Bella asked why there was a small square hole in the back of the cover. I had no clue why it was there. Then I had a brilliant stroke of genius...it was so you could see the Cingular man! Bella gave me a look of creepy disgust and I countered it with "I love the Cingular man, actually I love a lot of men." Bella said "Yet your still cingular." (single for you people who are slow on jokes like Bella is)

CWPPAC Returns!

2007-12-31T20:23:00.000-08:00

I need some guesses what CWPPAC means before I reveal the answer! Come on guess!

2 Cute!

2007-12-31T19:44:00.001-08:00

Isn't this monkey the cutest thing!!!!!

Happy New Year

2007-12-31T19:39:00.000-08:00

I just wanted to wish you all a Happy New Year! Have a wonderful 2008!

New and Improved!

2007-12-31T19:32:00.000-08:00

I just got a G-mail and i'm hooked! It is super convenient! I can check it anywhere and anytime...now that I think of it this probably isn't so amazing to most people, but it is super cool compared to my old e-mail. Plus my new e-mail adress totally describes my personality! Its klutzalicious! Lol!

Beware!

2007-12-29T18:27:00.000-08:00

Its the season for sickness! On Christmas morning my sister threw up at like 3:45 a.m then my brother threw up at 6:30 a.m and everyone else was feeling queasy all morning. Sucks, I know! It wasn't too bad though everyone was pretty much find most of Christmas day. A day or two after it came back and of course I got it (right after my mom said "You better hope you don't get this or you'll be miserable...") Ugh! Almost all my cousins got it, my grandma, and my friend and her brother! Are you sick? If you are, get well soon!

Merry Happy Christmahannakwanzaka!

2007-12-29T18:22:00.000-08:00

I had an awesome Christmas! I got a camera, Mac makeup and a Mac giftcard, Simon giftcard, clothes, a Wii, and much more! I am so excited to post pictures on my blog from my new camera! How was your holiday season?

What's All the BUZZ About?

2007-12-22T20:58:00.000-08:00

I just saw the Bee Movie at the dollar theatre (gotta love movies for a dollar). It was good, but I thought the plot line was wierd. Not the whole story, but the fact that it had like three different parts, and it seemed kind of too much. But, hey I liked it. By the way, if you haven't seen it don't let me influence you against seeing it. I really DID like it! I promise.

CWPPAC

2007-12-22T20:52:00.000-08:00

Elise gave me a wierd and funny letter about some of our I.Js involving the letters above. I will try to post the actual letter soon... what do you think that the letters stand for? Elise, dont give it away!

Smarter Than a Fifth Grader...

2007-12-20T17:31:00.000-08:00

A sixth grade teacher at my school is going to be on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader tonight at 8:00. He isn't the contestant, but he was invited on the show because he was the contestant's teacher a while back. Nobody really likes him, and he thinks he is super-cool cuz' he just got a motorcycle and he rides away on it after school every day. Bella and I think he is trying to impress the ladies. :) (p.s. watch R U smarter than a 5th grader tonight at eight on FOX.)

Is this a rhetorical question?

2007-12-15T11:32:00.000-08:00

At school the other day my friend Bella :) said to Elise, "Do a lot of people ask you if your albino?" Elise was baffled. Not really, but baffled is a cool word. She was just kind of, "Are you serious?" So was everyone else. Bella was defending herself, "What? I was just wondering." and my personal favorite, "It was a rhetorical question. Actually I don't know what rhetorical means." This led to a dicussion on what questions are rhetorical. (ex. Are you seriously wearing those shoes?) Elise even said she would get Bella a book on rhetorical questions for Christmas!

A Dog Says Meow

2007-12-15T11:27:00.000-08:00

At lunch we were talking about what animals we were most like, or something. My friend, Mia, said she was a moose. (?) Elise said "I'm a cow, Oink!" She didn't even do it on purpose!

Hi My Name is...

2007-12-15T11:08:00.000-08:00

Since my friend in "Did I hurt your feelings?" (see earlier post) technically doesn't have a name...her name is going to be Bella for the purposes of this blog. I know this is a name from a book, but she wishes this was her name. She even used it in a letter once!

I DO have other friends!

2007-12-13T21:05:00.000-08:00

I know I have only written about my friend Elise, but I promise you that I have other friends. Elise is just so funny! Sorry everyone else but if you know her I am sure you agree. I promise to have stories with my other friends! (p.s. the pole story has my other friend but I don't think she wants her name on the Internet)

Cheer Ub! I found a CHERUB!

2007-12-13T20:57:00.001-08:00

Auntie Cherub

2007-12-13T20:47:00.000-08:00

I was chatting with my friends at lunch and we were talking about people we know who collect weird things. Nobody really knew any extremely quirky collections except for (drumroll) Elise! (of course :) Anyway, Elise's aunt collects CHERUBS?! If you don't know what a cherub is look it up! JK. It is one of those chubby little baby angels who don't wear anything except for conveniently placed leaves and pieces of cloth. Now, if you still don't know what it is would be the time to look it up. So, Elise's aunt collects these and according to Elise "they cover every surface." She has cherub pillows, a cherub table runner thing, a bust of a cherub (in a glass case), even a cherub in the shower! :0 Personally that house would creep me out!

Did I hurt your feelings?

2007-12-13T20:43:00.000-08:00

So, I was walking over to my locker with my friend after school, and we were talking. She was walking a couple feet in front of me. She was saying something but i don't remember what. I said "Ow.". Then she asked if she had hurt my feelings, and I said "No, I walked into a pole." This is a true and painful story.

Oh!

2007-12-13T20:15:00.000-08:00

I just realized that putting I.J. in parentheses doesn't really make sense unless everone else knows what I mean...for all you know it could mean...indigo jelly. Which doesn't really make sense, but whatever. Oh yeah! I.J means inside joke! So if what you read after I.J. doesn't make sense that's why.

SUPER KLUTZ!!!

2007-12-13T19:55:00.000-08:00

If you read my profile you might read that I am a SUPER KLUTZ! My friend, Elise, even had a dream and my name was...Klutzerium. I am so amazingly skilled that I can trip over air, run into poles, scratch myself by walking, get my hair caught in stuff, injure everyone in my path, and me playing sports should be outlawed due to the dangers it causes to everyone around me! A lot of future stories will be based upon my clumsiness because it is one of the funniest things in my life. Just a heads up to the reader (you). (I.J.: Elise, I wish I was as graceful as a cherub! LOL)